If I was genious Geneticist I would make a Bacon Egg. I would take a pig and mix up his genes with a chicken.

Here is what I’m thinking…

I would create a pig that laid eggs full of bacon. I’m still not sure how this would work, but it would be the greatest thing since toast. Just imagine if you could get eggs and bacon all in one. I’m not sure what it would look like inside the egg, probably pretty nasty, but the taste would be amazing.

We’ll just forget about the the fact of a pig laying an egg, and focus on the fact that it would be cool.

If I was rich I would totally have a set of these babies. Who wouldn’t want a set of these. I could totally record all the ridiculous things that I see through out the day. Also, if I wanted I could be a surrogate like on Arrested Development.

(part of stats suck sunday)