If I was genious Geneticist I would make a Bacon Egg. I would take a pig and mix up his genes with a chicken.

Here is what I’m thinking…

I would create a pig that laid eggs full of bacon. I’m still not sure how this would work, but it would be the greatest thing since toast. Just imagine if you could get eggs and bacon all in one. I’m not sure what it would look like inside the egg, probably pretty nasty, but the taste would be amazing.

We’ll just forget about the the fact of a pig laying an egg, and focus on the fact that it would be cool.

Automatic doors always make me feel like a Jedi, also sometimes while I’m driving I feel like a Jedi.

What makes you feel like a Jedi???

Who busted the Internet & Turned off the Servers??

I’m not exactly sure what is going on with Web lately, but it seems like it must be spring cleaning for a lot of people. There a couple of servers down that, apparently, I’m connected to. I’m actually just really glad that my host servers haven’t gone out. (they’ve had a few glitches in the past and I got freaked)

For me it started yesterday with Twitter, then my email wouldn’t send, but I could get on the web and browse. I started to get concerned. Now it’s morning and my email is still acting weird, not to mention another web app I’ve got says there server is down for upgrades. Seems kinda fishy. I think a lot of us could do with out various parts of the web, but if some how email broke, on a global scale, our world would erupt.

Every time I write about the internet breaking I go off on some tangent in my head and some how come back with something to write about. All I’ve got this time is Snake Plissken and Escape from New York.

So I had a meeting today at 12pm that I had to be at. I showed up a quarter till and found out that they had to push me back till 1:30. Not a big deal really but not enough time to walk home and walk back. So, I decided to go check out the Goodwill across the street.

Thing is I dont need anything from the Goodwill, but I like to go and check things out. I walked in and saw some cheesy movies and thought, “If I had a $1000 to spend right now in this Goodwill what would I buy?”.

So here is what I found…

I love Dirty Rotten Scoundles

I’ve wanted to get DoomII for the longest time.

I could always use another pair of high-tops…

I like glass jars Everyone needs a glass Mug

Some cool little plates for cooking

Not sure why, but these cheesy games are always fun to play and see how long I can go. Usually the game breaks before I loose.

We all need a little gas now and then.

I’m not even sure what this is, but it looks like a meat grinder so I wanted it.

I need some practice.

I also need something to practice with.

Because we all get a flat tire.

I couldnt pass this up. Who doesnt need a calculator so big you need a backpack to carry it.

This way I can fix things that are broken.

I like racquet ball.

I also like little stuffed animals.

I couldnt pass this guy up, he’s missing a shoe and reminded me of me.

These just look cool when you put them in your back pocket. Totally rockstar!!!

I’m not even sure why, but someone owned this. I just had to show you.

So thats it, not a whole lot of good stuff, but things I need for sure.