Seriously who buys these things?

This kinda reminds me of a story about a guy i saw driving through the parking lot of my dad gas station one time.

I looked up from doing something in front of the store. I was just standing there waiting for customers when I noticed this guy in a huge Uncle Buck type car rolling up through the parking lot. I really couldnt see through the windshield very well, but i could see enough. This guy was driving around with a hug salami and a brick of cheese. I saw him take a gastly bite of salami and then go strait to the cheese. No pause… Chomp Chomp…

I was stunned, shocked and began to chuckle. Thats when i realized that, yes, people do drive around with large pieces of salami and bricks of cheese; right in the middle of a hot summer day. Who would have thought?